Naraku: Sorry folks. I just...(cough)...just not...(cough) (cough) I can't be my usual evil self today. I'm sick. I've got a 100-degree temperature, my body aches all over and I've been throwing up since this morning. I hope this flu of mine passes, so I can get back to the fun job of being evil.
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You can go away now. Get going, unless you are that interested in watching me throw up. If you are that interested, you are the sick one, not me.