A parody of Sailor Moon. Feel free to kill me!

Kai-Sailor Moon
Tyson-Sailor Venus
Max-Sailor Mercury
Daichi-Sailor Mars
Ray-Sailor Jupiter

Now for the cheesy parody of the Sailor Moon English theme:

Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning fangirls by daylight
Never running from a real fight
He is the one named Sailor Kai

He would never turn his back on a friend
He is always there to defend
He is the one on whom we can depend
He is the one named Sailor

Sailor Tyson!
Sailor Max!
Sailor Daichi!
Sailor Ray!
With secret power all so new to him
He is the one named Sailor Kai

Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning fangirls by daylight
With his Sailor Scouts to help fight
He is the one named Sailor Kai
He is the one named Sailor Kai
He is the one
Sailor Kai!