you guys better be greatful. I went through a lot of trouble to get this colored and scaned.

how you ask? well, first I busted my butt finding a black crayon! That's right, they're crafty little devils, they are. my search lead me deep into the endless cave that is my junk room. I came upon a bucket of crayons. I searched, and searched. Right when I began to think my efforts where futile, I came uppon crayolas special halloween "culdren black". the rarest of the rare. alas, I could finish my drawing! (like that format I put it in? just proves I was born to write scripts!!)

next, after I completed my master peice, I went to scanner-chan! scanner-chan is the only person i can trust with my precious drawings. I walked into my room to find her sleeping. I pressed the power button. nothing. I tried again, several more times.
"scanner-chan, are you ok?!" I yelled, picking her up and shaking her around. then I realized, I forgot to turn on the light-switch. I hit the switch.
scanner-chan booted to life, purring a gentle welcome.
"oh-hiyo (good morning in japanese) scanner-chan!"
"good morning, kitty-chan! did you just wake up?"
"nah, I've been up for a wile, working on my next masterpeice."
"let me see it!" I placed the picture under scanner-chans lid.
"i need you to scan this, scanner-chan," I said, plugging in the usb.
"I'd love too! oh, it's so pretty, kitty-chan!" I pressed the scan button, and she began to humm even louder as she scanned it.
"all done! now, can i get back to my nap?"
"ofcourse, scanner-chan," and I pressed the power button.

I finished all the nessesary preperations, and pressed the submitt button.
"the file size is too big" the website told me.
I went back to scanner-chan, "sorry to wake you up again, scanner-chan," I said as i pressed the power button.
"It's okay! now, let see what you've drawn this time!" she said, cheafully.
"Um... I kinda need you to scan the same one again..."
"oh? you do? mmmm.... I wanted to see your next..." she made a face. well, all the face a scanner could make.
"sorry, sorry." she scanned again. "okay, go finish your nap." I decreased the size of the picture, and tried again.
"the file size is too big," the otaku told me.

this prosess repeted for several hours.

"I'M TIRED OF THIS!!!" Scanner-chan hissed.
"ME TOO!" I yelled back.
"this is the last time!" scanner-chan rummbled at me.
"don't be difficult, scanner-chan..."
"I'll be dificult all I want!!"
"scanner-chan... fine... one more time is all I ask." she rummbled as she worked. I pressed the power button.

this is my last chance,I thought to myself, scanner-chan isn't one to agree... I looked at the mb size. my computer was always wrong with that... could it be that it got wise?! I went to the size option. i can't shrink it! it will only be three inches then!

I desperatly searched for another way. decrease resolution? I pressed the button. I lowered it by fifty. The file size shrunk drasticly, wile the picture remaind around six inches.

"yes!!" I said, "finally, I can post it!"

and so, thus goes my wonderful story.