Frosty the snow-lump was a very depressing soul,
With a big bong pipe and a twiggy nose
And two eyes made out of leaves.
Frosty the snow-lump is a giant lie, they say,
He was made of snow but the two crazy girls
Know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Weird ass branch they found.
For when they placed it on his mouth
He began to cuss them out
O, Frosty the snow-lump
Was bitter as he could be,
And the crazy girls say he could kill
And slay just the same as you and me.

Based on a snowlump me and my friend made last month XP