Squalo-mop 
A scene from my sisters story, and it goes like this;
"I’ll enjoy slicing you to bits! And if she happens to interfere," He pointed at Alice with his sword. "Then so be it!! And you’d better not run when you remember how badly I beat you last time, kid!!" "Oh yeah!" Alice got all fired up. Her tiredness went right out the window. "Well… You should cut your hair!!" His brow twitched at the mention of his hair. "What the hell has his hair got to do with anything?!" Gokudera hissed. "I dunno. It just flapped out of my mouth." She responded harshly.
"Thanks Alice, but I can handle him myself." Yamamoto sounded confident. "That’s right! Takeshi’s gonna wipe the floor with your hair!" Squalo was really pissed now. The image of Squalo, the second-in-command of the Varia crew serving as a mop was too much for Yamamoto.
There you have it! Sis is hillarius! ^w^
