Scrap comic, also, I hate the professors in game. I feel like I made Juniper look like Peggy Hill. :|

Juniper: Hello Welcome to the world of Pokemon!

Juniper: Are you a boy or are you a girl?

Trainer: .......

Juniper: Well?

Trainer: G-girl..

Juniper: Wonderful! Now what did you say your name was?

Trainer:*sarcastically* Robert. (They live in the same town like right next to each other how, ASDFGHJKL;' )

Juniper: Orly?

Trainer: NO IT'S-!

Juniper: Well Robert, today you'll be starting your pokemon journey.

Juniper: You'll be joined by your two friends emo dick Cheren, and blonde stereotype Bianca.

Juniper: Good luck Robert!

Trainer:*slams eyes shut*

Trainer:*opens eyes and sits up in a cold sweat* Oh thank god it was just a dream.

*box of starters Juniper brought over sits in background.*

I was gonna make more of these kind of like the Nuzlocke challenge and everyone was gonna start calling her Robert. Her "friends" and her mother. The joke was not a soul was gonna know her real name and every time she tried to tell someone her name she'd get interrupted. By some one yelling out, HEY ROBERT. Cause I'm a dick.

and I actually named my female character Robert in White.