There are many things in this world that I hate. Especially you. I am talking about those little things, yeah? I love all the silly shows and faces; it's all so appropriate don't you think? The world couldn't exist without the fairy malice, you see. Please people, be humble, learn some history (not Hetalia, that does not count. While it is interesting, anyone who uses it as their history book is lacking an entire library) and you won't get slapped in the bloody face.

Alistair hates your existence and so do I.