Friend's fault. All her fault.
Somehow we got on the topic of bird talons and she said that they're all cold and clammy. Then we all felt bad for his wife who has to share a bed with my talon'd derp.
The solution proposed was that he wears fuzzy socks to bed. It was lulzy enough that I drew it. Although sadly I had absolutely no idea how to make them look like ridiculous, fuzzy Christmas socks.
...also Medieval underwear for men is sexy guys...Just look at that. Hot, right? *shot*