Your horse and ocarina got stolen by a imp in the forest. The same imp turns you into a sad little deku scrub. Temperamental mask salesman gives you the advice to reclaim your lost item to break the scrub-curse. The first thing happening is that this puny little animal that in previous game were totally harmless launches itself at you with killing intent.

Then we have the captain of the Termina guards, Viscen.
I thought it was touching how he badly wanted to evacuate the city.
'you must have missed that chunk of rock hanging in the sky' <(",)^