We were only trying to get the "United Federation" achievement! And Skill-less Weston had, well, no skills, so...
RIP Skillless Weston.
This is a silliness that my family came up with while playing FTL, a fun little choose-your-own-adventure, Star Trekky type of game. My dad ran out of crew space and had to dismiss somebody.... I don't think he thought dismissing would be this brutal!
It's a rather ancient drawing, exhumed from the archaic annals of mine art, and I have no scanner either, so heavy digital modification has been added for legibility. Enjoy!