Today's OCtober challenge is "A Child OC". This is Obsidious, a Black Arm alien made up for a Sonic the Hedgehog story. After the previous few Black Arm patriarchs were destroyed, he's the only one of the species left, and is therefore the new patriarch. However, he's so young that he wasn't able to learn anything from his ancestors before they died, and his only source of information is Shadow, who gets to take this opportunity to reprogram Black Arms forever and make them nicer to the Earthlings. But when I said he didn't learn anything yet, I mean he didn't learn anything , especially about the ways of the Earthlings. Many silly questions and odd situations ensue.

Dedicated to CrazyOldReb, the Boba Fett to my Baby Yoda in all of these goofy shenanigans.