"You've had too much again."

"I thought that was the point of a night out! Giggle"

I believe this is what the young kids call a "crack pairing", meaning in canon, this ship makes zero sense, but I like it anyway. Volke, the mysterious "fireman" for hire, x Petrine, King Ashnard's pyromaniac general, may be one of the weirdest, but also one of the most interesting, ships cooked up in my Fire Emblem stories with CrazyOldReb. We even developed a backstory for them, and decided Sothe was their runaway son. But anyway. Enjoy!

I don't like Volke's face. The more I tried to fix it, the worse it got. Maybe I should've kept his face scarf on.