It's the story
Of a lovely lady,
An only child, a very lovely girl.
She was raised by her gruff and grumpy father,
Whose mustache had no curls.

It's the story
Of a guy with a baby.
A dad even though he was barely grown.
They don't know what happened to the mother,
But they were all alone.

Then one day the
Lady met the fellow,
And they knew, it was much more than a hunch!
So they got together, had a family,
And then I drew them as the Brady Bunch.

Thank you, thank you. (Bowing amid thunderous applause.)