I was on the boardwalk and I saw a v-formation of gulls coming my way. "That's cool," I said I was WRONG. They came closer and I SWEAR I heard the dramatic "Flight of the Valkries" music play! I took a dive and hugged a palm tree for dear life. The next 5 seconds were a living nightmare. I heard something like machinegun fire and looked behind me. The floor was COVERED IN GULL POO! I was untouched...T'was a miracle! *vote/fave* I think gulls deal too! The worst thing I did was probably toss a Baby Ruth into the pool...>:D

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