This is a silly comic that I've wanted to do for a while. It always bugs me when Samus gets oversexualized, because she's one of the coolest, toughest, weirdest characters ever and all most people seem to care about is her cup size. Honestly, people don't go around drawing fan art of Master Chief as a stripper, so why should they do that to Samus? So this is my revenge on the horny Metroid fanboys of the world. Samus isn't a sex toy, she's a person. So there.
(Apologies for the iffy perspective on the second panel)