This was the first 4-Koma I did way back when. It's exceptionally corny and I regret it to this day. XD Here's a translation:

Panel 1:

Cloud: Hey, Vincent!

Panel 2:

Cloud: When we first met, what's the reason why were you sleeping in a crypt?

Vincent: Reason...

Panel 3:

Vincent: That's...

Panel 4:

Vincent: Because I love Dracula.

Cloud: I- Is that so...

(thinking) Is that the real reason?!

Like I said. Corny.

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