OHMAHGAWD LIEK TOOOTAAAALLEHHHHH

only a stoopid n00b would make their characters old and mortall
phhhh WHERE'S THE FUN IN DAT!?!
stoopid n00bs lolz

only liek a REAL so0per sm@rt and liek ULTRAA clevarrr @rtist wood make there stupidly uncreative mary sue SPEKTACKULARR AWESUMM GOD LIEK CHARACTER immortal and liek looks liek s00per s00per young. LIEK EDWARD CULLENZ!
lololololololololololololol
he's OOBER smexy. and liek my characterz gotsta be smexy too riiight?!?!!? TOTALLYYYYYY lololololol

im having wayy to much fun with this