written in romaji because i felt like it (i hope everybody finds this funny, i don't have what you call main-stream-humour ^^')
my attempt to popularise easily one of the most hated vocaloids in existence, i actually really like her (probably for that reason =v=')

Lily: Hi there, I'm -
Miku: wow Rin! That costume makes you look so much older!
Lily: Um, I'm not Rin I'm-
Miku: Len? did Kaito get to you again?
Lily: Listen! I'm a new vocaloid and my name is Lily!
Miku: I see ¬¬.. so this is a case of... Art theft! Plagiarism! somebody warn KEI-sama!
Lily: *this can't be the diva everybody talks about...*

Hatune Miku (c) Crypton Future Media
Lily (c) Internet Co.
and of course, both of there designs (c) KEI