for wallie's contest!^^
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10. A very easy way to annoy Sarah-sensei? (HalfwayVamped) Write an EXTREMELY looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong profile for an OC! (Especially the Past section^_~)
Example- Past: My OC was born. Then their parents tried to cook he/she/it in a REALLY big pot. But the pot broke. The pot broke because it was from this cheap dollar store in the middle of the desert. What a dumb pot. Then the parents tried to beat them with a cactus. But an owl flew out and attacked their faces, leab=ving them blind and deaf. Then they told the child that they loved him/her/it right before they commited suicide using giant spoons. The OC greew up and hated everything it saw. In particular, the OC hated flowers and pizza. It set out to destroy all flowers and pizza. Soon after, a cult began to follow it. It was 3 when this all happened. It met a dog named Bill and fell in love. They eloped when the OC was 8 years old. The next day, the OC went crazy and killed the dog because it ate pizza. Now, the OC roams the world, searching to elimiate all pizza and flowers.
9. DON'T TELL HER SPOILERS!
It drives her crazy when you say, "I just finished #(blankety-blank) or (Blank blank blank)! It was so cool! And I loved this one part! But, you'll have to read it for yourself!"
8. Mispronounce "Naruto"
Nar-rooy-i-tu? Narotoh! Naoorotua?! NAGASAKI! Yeah, pronunciations like that peeve sarah to no end! NARUTO IS SUCH AN EASY NAME TO PRONOUNCE!
7. Get a skeleton hand stuck in her hair^^'
Flashback!
Sarah: *bends down in science lab to pick up books*
Me: *sneaks up behind sarah whose head in under a skeleton...and grabs the skeleton hand*
Sarah: Lets go, Pippi.
Me: *pats sarah's head with skeleton hand* Boo!
Sarah: haha, Pippi. Now lets go!
Me: *gently pulls skeleton hand* uhhhhhhh...
Sarah: -_-
Me: it's stuck in your hair^^'
Both attempt to untagle hand from hair
Sarah: *finally just rips hand out of hair* OWWWW!
Me: ^^'
6. Tell her to do gym or sports
An example of gym class would be:
Sarah: ok! Maybe I'll TRY to do something in gym today....
Minutes Later:
Sarah: *looks around at fellow classmates who are gasping in pain on the floor of the gym* heheh^^' woops? (she knocked everyone out with basketballs)
5. Call her "normal"
REally?! If you think sarah is "normal" then there's something wrong with you XD (normal is boring btw^^')
4. Kill her Elasmasaurus
Sarah: *draws an elasmasaurus on the driveway*
Matt(my neighbor): *cleans driveway with a hose*
Sarah: NO! LLAMA THE ELASMASAURUS!
3. Invite Zac Efron to go see a play.
One of Sarah's dreams went like so:
"George [Lopez]! Don't you bring that man to the show! I don't want to see that man!" -Sarah after George Lopez told her that Zac Efron was coming to the play, too.
2. Pop her bubble
Two years ago, sarah sat next to me in Religion and would randomly take my book to play with the bubble in the contact paper. I thought she was trying to pop it. This went on for a week or so,and I finally said, "There's an easier way to do that."
Sarah looked happy and asked, "Really?!"
"Yeah," I replied and pulled out a pencil.
Then I stabbed the bubble and popped it.
Sarah gasped in horror and said, "I DIDNT WANT TO POP IT! I WAS MOVING IT TOT HE EDGE OF THE PAPER!"
1. NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY SENSEI!!!!
*drumroll*
DISS (OR PERFORM INCORRECTLY) THE PUDDING DANCE!
*places hands over head and movesw hips in a circle* PUuUuUUUDDING!
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luv u, sensei<3 ^_~
