“OWWWWWW.”

“Tati! TATI OH MY GOD TATI!”

“Ow ow OW OW OW ow OW OW OW ow!”

“I’m sorry I’m sorry! Agh – don’t cry!”

“You – try – not – crying!”

“Well – you’re doing a really good job at not crying, I give you that!”

“OWWWWWWWW!”

“Okay, calm down, I – I’ll – burns, okay – um – is there –”

“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?”

“Russell – Tati’s hurt - !”

“I can SEE that you twit! And you never call me Russell so I can tell the guilt is riding hard!”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean – it was – we were going to surprise you – and –”

“Ow – Russell! Ow – it – it really hurts!”

“Calm down, keep calm kid, we can treat this – you, blondie, you know where the first aid is, go get it!”

“O – okay!”

“Tati, it’s okay, you’re not bleeding. You’re going to be okay.”

“It…it really hurts…”

“Shhh…”

“A…a lot…”

“I know. You’re going to be okay, I promise.”

“Here’s the –”

“Good, now the next thing I want you to do is leave.”

“But what if you –”

“LEAVE.”