Ten Things I Hate About Celty (From DURARARA!)

1. She texts with one hand. I mean, honestly, who uses all five fingers to text? That’s got to take many hours of boredom to perfect

2. She’s in love with a mad scientist/pervert. Doesn’t matter how much a guy compliments you, that’s creepy.

3. She has a helmet with neko ears on it. I WANT ONE!

4. She like, gives up on her main mission half-way through the show. At first it all “find my head, find my head” then she randomly switches gears. If you have a desire, stick to it!

5. Her motorcycle whinnies. I know it’s supposed to be a horse and all, but it sounds like there is something broken on it. Very un-cool.

6. She is scared of the police. You’re a mythical monster of legend, and you’re scared of the local cops. Really?

7. She never has to eat. Seriously, she has the perfect body and never has to worry about a balanced diet or anything like that.

8. She giggles. Again, creature of legend, and she has giggle fits?

9. She randomly makes things out of smoke, but she can’t just make herself a new head, instead of that helmet thing?

10. She wears a skin-tight leather suit, then gets mad when her boyfriend hits on her. Now that’s just not fair.