Flutterjora What MLP Villain Are You?

What is your goal?

Eternal night!
To be the greatest unicorn!
Two words. Eternal. Chaos.
To capture the ponies, and suck their love dry.
Grragh! (To enslave the Crystal Ponies)
...goal?


Neat! How will you achieve that goal?

I told you i didn't have one!
Disguising myself as a pony princess.
Graagh crystals! (By capturing the crystal heart and causing the ponies to lose faith)
Defeating Celestia and those idiotic Elements of Harmony.
By mind controlling the ponies.
By outdoing the others!


Cool, What's your favorite color?

Black.
Sky blue and silver.
Chaos.
Green
Grraah (Purple)
NYAN RAINBOW!


Favorite food?

...CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!
Crystals.
Moon pie!!
Cotton Candy. Especially with a milk of glass.
Love.
Chocolate and sprinkles!


Lets say you achieve your goal, how do you celebrate?

PARTY ALL NIGHT!
Create more chaos.
Destroy Twilight Sparkle!!
Have a feast.
...Graagh... (...dance in a sombrero...)
...I SAID I HAD NO GOAL!!


Do you like Friendship?

Eugh. Heavens no.
I hate it!!
Why does the great and powerful need friends?
Gragh. (Nope.)
Only if i can eat it.
YES YES YES.


Why is the sky blue?

Because its day time...better change that.
Because Celestia made the sky blue.
Because i haven't made it green yet!
I have no idea.
Grr. (Because the sunlight refracts off of the little molecules of water in the atmosphere and the water absorbs the green and red spectrums, leaving the blue to reach our eyes.)
Because it is.


Have you ever been beaten?

Sadly...yes.
Gragh. (Well i hate to say it but yeah.)
...defeated?
*flips table* yes. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL HATES LOSING!!!
Though a fluke, yes.
Yes, because of that Twilight Sparkle and her friends!!


Pinkie Pie wants a hug.

NO.
The great and powerful does not need such trivial matters.
Graagh!! (She can't hug me I AM A GIANT CLOUD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!)
Sure.
HOW ABOUT I HUG HER WITH CHAOS!?
*turns into Mrs Cake* Suuurrreeee....a 'hug'.


Its almost over!

Aww.
FINALLY!
The great and powerful is glad.
Great, now make this quick. I have some excellent chaos i am missing.
Greeeat, now i can go back to planning.
Graa! (Great. Now come to my party, i have tacos!)


Just kidding, Whats your favorite thing to do?

Causing eternal night.
Defeating Twilight sparkle.
Causing chaos.
Lying.
Hugging ponies!
Gragh (Dancing in my sombrero.)


Ok NOW its almost over. So... ITS RAINING TACOS!

OUT OF THE SKY!
What.
...what sorcery is this!?
...art thou insane?
Grrah!! (NO NOT MY TACOS!!)
...are they love tacos?


Well this quiz is over. Bye.

Go die in a pit.
Come with me.
The great and powerful is relieved that this is over.
Awww....
CHOCOLATE RAIN~
GRR. (Mmmmkay.)