Narumaniac Attack On Titan Ability Evaluation

DEDICATE YOUR HEART!!!!

YES, SIR! (BAM!)
Y-yes sir!! (POW!!)
Yes, sir. (Thump)
Y, y-y-yes, sirrr... (Tremble)
Huh? Oh, yes sir! (Tap)
Uhh, am I doing this right? (Wrong side)
... *Sigh* (Pat)


WHO ARE YOU and WHAT HAVE YOU COME HERE FOR!!?

I AM A FARMER WHO CAME TO LIVE A NEW LIFE, SIR!
I'm a commoner who seeks power to avenge my family and friends!!
I used to be a gangster, Now I want to find something to protect.
I thought joining the military would help my poor family and village.
I grew up as a lumberjack, so I want to use my skills with blades.
I really don't have much of a motivation or profile...
...It's none of your business.


Is that so? Well then, WHERE DO YOU WISH TO END UP IN LIFE?

I HOPE TO BECOME A MEMBER OF THE SURVEY CORPS, SIR!
I really want to join the survey corps like my hero!
I guess the survey corps will do. My friend told me so, anyway.
I think the garrison would be fun to join!
Anywhere but inside a titan's stomach...!!
Maybe the military police brigade? I don't know. Sounds safe to me.
...Must I answer?


AND WHY IS THAT?

I WANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE RETALIATION AGAINST TITANS, SIR!
All I want to do is kill titans out of sight!!
I just hate those filthy, ruthless beings...
Well, it seems like an easy job!
I don't want to die yet!!
It is the most popular choice, isn't it?
...No comment.


DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE?!

NO, SIR!
Never! I've never been this serious in my life!
Do you see me laughing?
Oh, of course not. Was I smiling? Sorry, I just do that sometimes.
*Whimper* N-no, sir... I'm sorry, sir...
Well, watching you torture the others is pretty amusing if you ask me.
...Humph.


PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER AND PUT THAT POTATO DOWN!!!!

ON THE CONTRARY, I HAVE NO VEGETATION IN POSSESSION, SIR!
What potato? I've been focused the whole time!
Ugh, I hate potatoes.
BUT IT'S SO TASTY OM NOM NOM!
I... I don't know what you're talking about, sir...
Someone has a potato? No fair! I'm starving over here!
...Happy?


Now, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW YOUR 3D MANEUVER SKILLS FOR ME?

WITH HONOR, SIR!
Finally! It's my time to show my skills!
If you insist.
I get to use my gear? Cool! Wait, let me put it on first.
I hope I can get this right...
Watch and learn from a pro.
...Fine.


TIRED OF MY YELLING YET?

NEVER, SIR!
It is obnoxious, but I can tolerate it if it's necessary.
Yes, yes I am.
Haven't your parents taught you to use your inside voice?
I would appreciate it if you would stop that... If you please, sir.
Yeah, I was just about to mention that. Cut it out!
...Sure.


Very well... How well do you think you have survived this training?

I HAVE ALWAYS DONE MY BEST, SIR!
I'm sure to be in the top ten!
I'm naturally good at this. It was a breeze.
I think I did great! My family would be proud of me.
I don't know... Everyone else is so much better than I am...
Ha! I bet you I got the top score!
...Pretty well.


Before I announce your placement, ANY LAST WORDS?

THANK YOU, SIR!
See you in the survey corps!
I'm glad this is finally over...
It was hard, but I had fun!
Um... W-would you like a cough drop?
I'm outta here. It was nice knowing you guys!
..... No.