GeekAndProud Which Batman Villain Are You?

Greetings Batman villains! What is your type of villainy?

I only take what I want, nothing that you care about.
They always consider me a psycho but I still think that smiles are everyone's wish >:D
My intellect can be confused for an insane mind. They don't call me a Mastermind for anything...
I'm a burglar and jewelry thief but, I just HAVE to steal kitties!
I can do everything that has to do with money, I don't care how I do it!
Me? A criminal? I consider myself as a Mother Nature protector and everyone whose against me must die!


Fascinating...now why do you hate Batman?

I don't really hate him...I find him very entangling...
He stands in my way and he'll DIE for this.
Wayne ruined my family and Batman protects him and gets in my way. I want REVENGE!
Batsy has always been a serious one and believe me, I'd love to see him smile for once haha!
He destroys my beloved plants and Mother Nature suffers for this!
Batman has a very peculiar brain that nearly reaches mine...and I want to know who's behind that mask!


Well wow...any weapons?

Just an umbrella capable of destroying you in two seconds. *snickers*
The ice is the most deadly weapon-and I use it to my advantage.
My intellect is the best weapon against your pathetic minds.
You'll die laughing when I show you! Hahaha!
My little assistants help me to fight and believe me, they are not so nice when they're angry.
My whip and my skills, but my kitty charm will knock you out.


Ever had partnerships?

With Catwoman once...
My only partner is Harley, but she's too fragile for some works so I don't ALWAYS work with her.
I work alone.
No, partnerships insult my intellect.
Two of them...the first with "Fish breath" and the other one with Batman.
My partners are my plants.


Did you double-crossed your partner?

I've been double-crossed by that midget!
Catwoman was unnecessary and I had to double-cross her.*snickers*
Never.
I don't do double-crossing.
Double-cross my plants?! NEVER!
Double-crossing Harley? I don't need that...


Any dreams, oh evil-doers?

I don't have to tell you.
Let's say that I want to see smiles everywhere, haha! >:D
Nothing that you must care about...
Restore my family wealth and destroy Wayne! *evil laugh*
Make the world a greener place hehe.
I want to discover who's Batman.


Here comes the bloody question...how do you want to kill Batman?

I want to crush him right in front of me! Right after I discover who he really is.
Kill him? That's not my business.
He'll die laughing! *serious voice* Literally.
He'll stay in one of my plants so I can see him whenever I want.
...about to make him become ice red...
Killed by my blade and devoured by my birds...


Do you have any henchmen/women?

Two Kabuki twins that can slice you like sushi.
Harley is my only henchgirl and she's enough.
No, but I wish to have a cat-girl.
Two polar bears.
My plants of course!
A group of women and men that adore me and execute my every order.


Who's the best in Gotham?

...I don't care.
Me!
Me of course!
Surely me.
Do I really have to answer that? *ironic*
Haha me!


Give us a laugh!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I can give you a meow if you want...;)
Hee hee...
...seriously?
*evil laugh*
WAUGH WAUGH WAUGH!


Any last words for the fans?

Greener is better!
*blows kiss*
Smile folks ol' uncle Joker loves smiles!
The brain is the key for success.
*distracted* Huh? What?
Bye I guess.