sweetladyamy Which Metal Song Describes You Best?

Do you do drugs of any kind?

Um, no.
I have before, but never that often...
Yes, occasionally.
Yes. I'm high as a kite right now.


Are you vengeful, or wanting to kill someone?

No! Why would you even ask!?
Um, no but I have felt that way before...
Yes, I do feel that way, but not strongly.
YES! I WANNA KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW!!!


Do you like to play the fiddle?

No.
Um, what's a Fiddle?
Yes, but it's a violin to me.
Yes.


Have you ever gone off the rails and went berserk before?

No. I'm not a lunatic.
Um, I don't really remember...
Oh yes. I've totally been there, man!


Do you believe in penance?

Penance? What is that?
No. I know what it is, but no.
Yes, I do. I've paid mine.
Yes, and I owe a lot.


Are you always surrounded by stupid idiots who have no intelligence?

Oh, dear sweet Odin. Yes!
Yes, but it doesn't bother me...
No. I find such buffoonery objectionable and avoid it.


Are you lonely?

A little...
Yes. (Hold me)
No.


Are you a gambling type?

Nah. Not really.
A little, but seldom.
Yes. I gamble.
I'm in debt because of how much I love gambling!


Does your life have a sense of sanity?

No! I'm driven up the wall on a daily basis!
Some sanity, but not enough. Sheesh.
A decent amount.


Are you a video game fanatic?

Yes, yes, yes! I play all day, every day!
I like video games, but am not a fanatic. Eeek.
No. That's stupid.


How many times have you wanted to die in the past year?

None.
Between one and three.
Three to six.
Six to ten.
I'm so depressed, sad and alone...I can't even count how many times I've wanted to die on my fingers.


Are you a boy, a girl, or somewhere off the grid?

(choose at least 1 and at most 2 answers)

I'm a boy.
I'm a beautiful girl!
I'm a little off the grid. More like genderfluid.
I'm a non-binary, for sure.


Is death the only way to punish criminals?

Oh fuck yeah. Hang 'em, shoot 'em, whatever just take their lives or better yet, let me do it.
I can think of other ways to punish criminals but I believe in the death penalty for the worst of them.
No way. That's inhumane, my friend.


Do you think the Devil is a pansy?

Yes, but I'm not saying it to his/her face...
Yes! Pansy pansy pansy, PANSY!!!
No...ummm what is with this question?


If you answered yes to #14, do you think you could beat him?

Yikes! No way!
Oh, Hell, YES. Bring it ON, PANSY.
I answered no to #14.


Finally, choose a number between one and ten.

(choose at least 1 and at most 4 answers)

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10