Welcome to the 11th Squad barracks, where you can find all of the members of Zaraki Squad headed by, of course, our famous Zaraki Kenpachi-taichou.
Members present:
-is checking into the 11th Division HQ and sees the piled up paperwork and at how messy the place had become-
"......Oh my. Someone needs to keep this place in order. And who else if not me?"
-sighing, he moves to start cleaning up-
"...Guess after this I'll go report to Zaraki-taichou about my arrival instead..."
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"Fukutaichou! Keep your voice down...! You'll ruin the surprise...!"
"Oh... sorry Cueball...!"
Three lights lingered in the darkness of the Squad 11 Barracks. They moved through the darkness with swift pace... and a stealth that a fox couldn't match...
"Fffff-...!" A voice began to curse... the stealthiness of the group... fading away into the darkness itself.
"Great job Mini-Mustache!" Then a small thud reverberated and another quiet curse. "Fukutaichou...! Stop being so meeeeeeean...!"
"We're here...!" A deep voice rumbled...
The doors leading to the 5th seat of the 11th Division slid open to reveal a sleeping man.
"My men are getting weak... to not have been woken by us? Takes a real..." "Kenny...! Worry later...!"
One of the lights moved closer to the side of the room, lighting the lanterns... the man woke up in response, his hand itching towards his Zangpakuto.
"No that's more..."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUMICHIKA (YUN-YUUUUUUUUUUUUN!)" They all sang, revealing the 5th seats closest friends and allies.
"You guys..." He flipped his hair, "This is truly beautiful." He looked at the small cake in his Lieutenants hands and patted her head, "Did you make this Yachiru-fukutaichou?"
She nodded vigorously, "Just for you Yun-Yun!"
He smiled back at her, "You're so kind. I'll be sure to savour every last bite of this beautiful cake." She giggled.
"Why is she only mean to us...!" The men called "Cueball" and "Mini Mustache" whined in unison.
"Quite your complaining and enjoy this Midnight Party!" The largest man in the room grumbled, followed by a deep and rich laughter.
"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!"
Happy appy appy appy BIRFFDAY YUN-YUUUUUUUUUN!
It was another busy day for the Captain of Squad 11, so his Lieutenant was without companionship and was wandering aimlessly about the Seireitei. Once or twice she caught the aroma of fresh baked cookies and each time she followed the scent it turned out to be her imagination.
Her stomach grumbled... and something colourful caught her eye in the next instant... is was a piece of candy. She found herself moving towards the candy but she managed to stop herself.
"No! Yun-Yun and Kenny said you were bad for Yachiru!" Feeling proud of her self control, she crossed her arms and started walking away from the devil candy on the filthy ground. But when her stomach grumbled a second time she looked back at the piece of candy... 'One piece won't hurt right...?' A devious smile played at her lips as she pounced on the candy.
Suddenly, she was being dragged through the Seireitei obliviously to what was happening around her since she was happy that she had her candy.
When the line stopped, she heard, "Fukutaichou?"
She looked up, "Oohhhh! Yun-Yun!" She smiled.
"What are you doing?"
"I... I was getting the candy...!"
"Ummm... this is raw fish to catch the cat thing..." He covered his mouth with his sleeve, "What an ugly stench..."
When Yachiru took a second glance at the 'Candy' she realized it was fish...
"Oh."
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