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Synopsis:
For centuries, science has recognized only four fundamental states of matter: solid, liquid, gas, and plasma. Science was wrong.
After decades of rigorous observation, thousands of affectionate cheek kisses, and countless hours of comparative facial analysis, the revolutionary field of Cheek Matter Physics finally presents the missing branch of modern science.
Why do some cheeks resemble marshmallows while others mimic cheesecake? How can a grandmother's cheeks approach liquidity without violating the laws of physics? Why do babies consistently possess the highest recorded Squish Coefficient?
Inside this encyclopedia you will discover:
-The Official Cheek State Classification System
-The Density-to-Squish Index
-The International Cheek Hardness Scale
-Comparative Food Texture Charts
-The Physics of the Double Cheek Kiss
-Advanced Cheek Compression Theory
-The Evolution of Baby Cheeks
-Rare and Legendary Cheek Phenomena
-Safety protocols for excessive cheek admiration and consumption
Welcome to this completely serious scientific reference...about something wonderfully ridiculous.
About the Cheekologist Author:
Samantha Mina is the founder of the discipline of Samanthable Science, the study of cheek matter, facial compressibility, and the joyful ways people express affection via cheek kissing and squishing. Her research has led to the classification of the Six States of Cheek Matter, the development of the Squish Coefficient, and the establishment of the Mother's Benchmark for Practical Liquidity.
When not conducting cheek-related research, she can be found writing over a dozen science-fiction/fantasy novels, including the award-winning Spectrum series, and touring the nation for book-signing events.
Genre: Satire/Humor/Wordplay
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