Kyuubi:Why am I here again?
Yes. That's what i was thinking about right now. You're only here cuz' I wanna tell you how I hated you so much. You see, Jessica's friend and my guardian in my first movie broadcast, DeidaraNarutoClan, commented and I quote,
"That really explains a lot about why they hate one another yet Shukaku didn't honestly know Kyuubi that well, so they both easily hated one another...
~Deidara"
Okay, here's what happened before I took Karura outside:
"Mmmiissa!" I slurred my words as I hiccuped and flung the sake bottle on the wall, "Wherre did you -hic- find this -hic- awesome drink?"
"Relllll," Misa started to say....
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15 minutes after school..
"The Desert fox from Konoha is here!" the 2nd Kazekage said as an ANBU with blue jeans, black shirt, black cape, and a fox mask came walking in the crowded street. He came to an apartment and went inside. Misa followed in curiousity.
"Hello there." the ANBU said to Misa as he saw her next to him on the front steps. "Where is your owner?"
"Chhuuuu?" Misa remarked. She didn't wanna talk to a stranger. The man took out some bread and feed her.
"Rould you rarry me?" Misa asked the ANBU. Suprisingly, he under stood and shook his head. Suddenly, Misa grabbed a random huge rock from the ground and held it above the man's head with murder in her eyes.
"MARRY ME OR DIE, DANG IT!" Misa yelled.
To be continued....
Bold=Me singing
Italics=Karura singing
Ya wanna know why I hated teme. It all started when I was 6. The first day at the academy.....At first, people looked at me cuz' they heard about what happened to my family. Also, Misa is going with me to learn about the english language.
"Hey raccoon-boy!" A boy shouted at me, "Looks like everyone wants to cuddle ya!"
"Go back to your cave, tanuki!" A girl spat at me. Everyone was chanting tanuki at me as I went to class. At least Misa growled at the bullies to make them go away.
"Class," a man with purple hair named Arashi called to us, "Next week, we are going to do a play called the 'Dancing Teapot'. If anyone wants to sign up, the sheet will be on my desk. The play will be revised so that anyone can understand it."
I knew about THAT story. It's about a tea kettle whose is actually a dancing tanuki. If I signed up, I'll be a laughing stock in the whole class. But then Karura, the popular girl who's my age, signed up. She was so hot and talented that I signed up as well. The next day, the cast was decided:
Emperor-Arashi
Preist-Sasori
Servant-Nikou
Merchant(who buys the teapot)-Karura
Students-
Yashamaru
Uhanki
Pelsha
Misa
Tanuki Teapot-Shukaku
"Aw man!" I said. I knew I was going to be picked for that part.
"Raw Ran!" Misa repeated. She copies me in order to talk human.
"This is gonna suck!" I muttered aloud, hoping that nobody knew about the play.
"I love Tanukis!" I heard Karura say at lunch, "They're so cute and cuddly." My heart skipped a beat. WHAT did she just say!?!
"I heard that you are playing the hero in the play Shukaku," Karura said to me smiling, "Wanna go to my slumber party after the rehersesal?"
My jaws were down to the floor, my eyes are bugged out. Karura was waving her hand in my face to see if I'm okay.
"He's roming!" Misa said to Karura after she slapped me in the face. Karura giggled.
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"I don't think you should come with me." I said to my lil' sister.
"No rorries!" Misa said as she was carrying a box to Karura's house, "Cuz' I rave Rape juice."
"Don't you mean grape juice?"
"Uhhhhhh, Raybe?"
"Glad you came!" Karura said to us as we were at the front door, "Do you have the drinks?" Misa gave her a thumbs, err, claws up.
I drank Misa's grape juice as Karura was starting to sing a song.
Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music
Suddenly, I felt like I was king of the world. A big blush went over my cheeks.
It's getting late
I'm making my way over to my favourite place
I gotta get my body moving
Shake the stress away
I wasn't looking for nobody when you looked my way
Possible candidate, yeah
Who knew
That you'd be up in here looking like you do
You're making staying over here, impossible
Baby, I must say your aura is incredible
If you don't have to go, don't
I got up, swayingly. Drool was dripping from my mouth. I came closer to Karura, asking to dance with me.
Do you know what you started?
I just came here to party
But now we're rocking on the dance floor, actin' naughty
Your hands around my waist
Just let the music play
We're hand in hand, chest to chest and now we're face to face
I danced like I'd never danced before. I felt like I was big!
I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the music
I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the
Please don't stop the music
After the dance, I grabbed the bottle. It said 'Sake' on it. I had no clue of what drugs were, so I kept dancing.
Baby are you ready cause it's getting close
Don't you feel the passion ready to explode?
What goes on between us no-one has to know
This is a private show
I took Karura outside to see the full moon. I had a sneaky idea...
Do you know what you started?
I just came here to party
But now we're rocking on the dance floor, actin' naughty
Your hands around my waist
Just let the music play
We're hand in hand, chest to chest and now we're face to face
I gathered up plenty of chakra, Karura staring at me with amazement.
I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the music
I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the
Please don't stop the music
"Growth justu!" I yelled. Karura and I grew to 10 feet. I was amazed that I knew how to do that.
Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music
"You're amazing, Shukaku-Kun!" Karura said to me. I blushed, then I did what no boy ever had done...
I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the music
I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the
Please don't stop the music
I sung like I was possesed or something, then I kissed Karura on the lips. It was perfect...
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Okay, I'll talk about how the play was later. But to make a long story short, Kyuubi just happened to be in the audience and he laughed at me after the play.
Kyuubi:I didn't know how to be serious back then. I was 15!
Yeah, well you made me the most hated boy in school and the one with the failing grades!
Kyuubi:Dobe!
Teme!
Kyuubi:Baka!
Sucker!!
Kyuubi:Fatso!
Mommy's boy!!!
Kyuubi:I don't have a mother...
Grrr!
To be continued......
I'm now working on a movie, starring me! I still need more people to be in it, so I need a few vollenteers, like Sasuke!!!
Sasuke:WHAT!?!
Okay. In this movie Sasuke, the movie director who wants to to rich, hears about a giant tanuki in Suna Island. He wants to make a movie, starring his most famous actor and singer, Sakura Haruno!
Sakura:Wait, I thought this was a GaaJess story.
Not this time cherry blossom. This will mostly be a GaaSakuSasu story. Anyway, the suna people always made sacrifices for the tanuki. They made Sakura a sacrifice and that's where I come into the story.
Kyuubi:Baka! Don't tell them the whole story.
If you want to be in the movie, just ask me. The auditions for King Shukaku is on. And it's going to be a musical...
Well, I wasn't really born a beast. I was human until I was 19. Before I was born, my mother was very beautiful. Her golden blonde hair and serene blue eyes would make any guy fall in love. And there was my dad. He was the strangest man I ever seen when I was about 4. He was always drinking and eating things like frogs legs and stuff. His black charcoal eyes and orange hair scared the heck out of me. Because of his drinking habits, he gave me the name Shukaku.
Also, he might had been responsible with my obsession with Tanuki. I was in love with tanukis, tanukis, tanukis. I would read the first part of Villa Incognito over and over again. Every night, I would ask my mom to read me tales of kistunes and tanukis. I still have a raccoon teddybear on my bed that I used to play with.
One day, my life changed forever. In the Sand village, I was going to the 2nd Kazekage's office. My mom was ANBU at the time. As I was walking on the road, I saw my father chasing a tanuki, a female to be more presise, with his broken sake bottle.
"And don't you ever come back, you pest!" Father yelled at the creature. I was confused. What has happened to father. Suddenly, the tanuki grabbed my leg and squeezed it tightly. I didn't know what was going on.
"Chuuuu!" The tanuki exclaimed with pleasure. I still didn't understand that. I tried walking away, but she held on to my leg until I went to Janji's Ramen shop. I ordered a miso ramen for myself and some naruto for the tanuki.
"What's your name fella?" I asked to the tanuki. She pointed to my ramen as if she was telling me something.
"Miso?" I wondered. Tanuki shook her head and said aaaaaaahhhhhh.
"So it's Misa. That's a nice name," I commented, "What about your family?" Wromg question. Misa stared into the distance, tears about to break out and she screamed. It might had broken mirrors from a 5 mile radius. I skipped the question.
"I always wanted a tanuki..." I said to Misa. She was happy and she hugged me again. The green haired chef called Janji spoke up.
"Well, I know many tanuki languages from my home, the Stone village." Janji said. I couldn't tell that he was from the Stone. His black skin made me think of Africa.
"Misa said that 5 years ago, her father was the leader of a tanuki clan not far from here. He wanted to take over the world. But in order to do that, he would have to act and live like humans do. He then broke up Misa's mom and married a human named Shikiki, your mother. 2 years later, Misa was born and was about to get killed. Luckily, she made a deal, claiming that she knew the human form of her father to bring him back..."
I didn't know what was worse; having an evil tanuki for a father or knowing what would happen next.
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Shikiki was washing dishes when I came home. She was very glad that I was safe. This wasn't the first time I had kept a secret. My mom had the ability to control sand that had passed down to me and other ancestors. When I was finally into my bedroom to go to sleep, I stayed awake thinking about my life. Misa shooke me, telling me what's wrong.
"My mom controls sand, My dad is a villian, my step-sister is a tanuki, What ELSE could go wrong!?!" I yelled in the darkness. I cried and cried every night hoping that nothing goes wrong. But it did.
One night, I finally went to sleep. Misa stayed up. She went into my parents and saw sand encasing mom's body and a tanuki next to her. If Misa didn't scream, my parents would've lived a little longer. But she was so sad that she didn't have my father that she cried. I assume you would know what happens next. My parents woke up seeing each other. Father, freaked out from the sand and mom scared that she saw a wild animal. They fought and father beat her up to a bloody pulp.
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I woke up the next morning to Misa hiding under the bed. I went downstairs to get breakfast. Mom made me tanuki soup. No, it didn't had real tanuki in it. She always calls it that because it's my favorite soup. As I was about to eat, Misa flung a noodle at mom. Mom was mad and spilled orange juice on Misa's fur. The following food fight made me hungry and I ate everything that was thrown.
"Fools!" Mom said to me, "You didn't reconize me. I, Hiroki no Tanuki, made your mother into a soup. YOU, beast, ate her. Now that I have both of you weaklings conered, there is no way put!"
Misa was hiding behind me. I couldn't blame her. She was 3. I was so angry at myself and my father that the sand covered me, as if my mom was still there to protect me.
"Clone justu!" Hiroki yelled and made a sign. 100 Hirokis surrounded us. That's when I lost my temper. I inhaled a lot of air. I felt like there were mouths on my whole body sucking the oxygen inside.
"Wind Style: Sand Storm Devastation!" I exhaled. My mouths blew away the clones and Hiroki changed back into a tanuki, dead. I fainted. The only thing Misa can do was to take me into the Sand village hospital. After that, I didn't like any parent who treats their children badly....
To be continued...
Name:Kyuubi Yoko
Age:Older than Legendary 9, about 28 in human years
Gender:Male
Animal:Kistune(fox)
Human Info-
Hair:Black
Eyes:Red
Looks:A mixture of Itachi and Sasuke
Clothing:Black cape, blue jeans, red shirt without sleeves
Earrings:none
Personality:Serious, mischievious, wise
Likes:playing tricks on people, being a leader, and Nekomata Nibi
Dislikes:Naruto, idiots, waiting, Shukaku
Most favorite pairing:NaruHina, a lil' SasuNaru
Justu:Mostly any justu that naruto can do, only he enhances it
CatchPhrase:"Don't mess with the best, fool..."
Favorite moment in Naruto:When Naruto got beaten by Sakura a lot of times
Favorite Song:Life is a highway
Band:The Demon Trio
Position:drummist
Favorite Music:Rock and Roll
Favorite Book:We Beat The street
Favorite movie:Naruto:Ninja clash in the Land of Snow
Pay no attention to teme. He's just trying to trick you into going on his side.
