...then I'm dead.
So, I was reading a doujinshi about Ulquiorra...and Nnoitra, and Grimmjow...and Starrk.
You get the point.
It was very funny. Ulquiorra wanted to be Grimmkitty's fraccion! *shot for the lie* And then Grimmjow saw him smile and then blushed and then he fell from the tower...>.>
And then he burned Nnoitra when he was "forced" to give something to him--he had to wash his back...with burning hot water...and he said it was alright...Nnoitra tried to get Grimmjow burned (quite literally) and then...well, it ended with Nnoitra (the Spoon!)
Starrk was different. He wanted to use Ulquiorra as a pillow...and then Ulquiorra tried to read his mind...keyword is tried.
So, this was a fun doujinshi...
Too bad you can't see it!!!