Eat It!

~Cheshire~

I stared as Mou...Dormouse started to shrink! He was squeaking like mad by the time he stopped. I reached down and picked him up. "What did you do?!" He was staring wide eyed at me. "P...please don't eat me." I laughed and made sure to show him a little of my fangs. "I wouldn't do that Mousy." "Dormouse!" Hehe he was even cuter all squeaky and tiny. I licked him. A tea cup flew by my head. "BAD KITTY CAT!" I hissed at the March Hare. "I'm only playing with him!" He was shaking in my hand. "Now then how did you do that?" He pointed to the table and to the ground. I looked around and saw the cookies that said eat me on them. "You ate one of the cookies didn't you?" He shook his head furiously. "Well I guess that'll teach ya to eat random things just cause they told you to! I mean if I told you to jump of a bridge would you?" He nodded his head and then started shaking it. I sighed. "Well which is it yes or no?" He nodded. Man he was pathetic. I looked around the table and found a vial that said drink me. "If the eat mes make you shrink maybe the drink mes will make you grow." I grabbed it and shoved it down his throat even though he cried out in protest. He began to grow in my hand so I dropped him. He squeaked out in surprise. When he was done growing I smiled. "I think you're taller now than you were Mousy!" He brushed off he coat. "Dormouse....please stop calling me Mousy." I shrugged. "Dormouse sounds stupid. I like Mousy more." He huffed and mumbled Dormouse under his breath. Hatress looked around. "Now what?" March Hare picked up a tea cup. "How bout a tea party hehe!" I sighed. Dormouse sat down and got another cup. "Really? This is no time for a tea party." Hatress smiled. "But I do love some good tea." I face palmed myself. "We're in a deadly game where our heads are points and you three want to have tea?" They all nodded. I threw my hands up in frustration. Until I saw the milk and cream getting passed around.

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