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"Courage and perseverance are important if one is to run anything resembling a news organization...the folks at theOtaku.com have demonstrated themselves to have ample quantities of both."
~ TCJ (The Comics Journal)

"A couple years of experience in the Otaku circle have taught me at least one good lesson--to trust Adam."
~ myO member

"Adam is actually a decently accomplished troll."
~ Allamorph

"The scale of Adam's cunning genius is truly frightening."
~ TimeChaser

I'm Always The Last To Know...

Why am I always the last to find out about these things?

Wayward Warrior has an ongoing, massive fan fiction starring otaku members, including myself as the story's villain (though I'm only a villain because I'm infected with a virus)

Check it out here.

Old Record Smashed

Every so often I jog a 1.5 mile stretch along the Hudson River.

My previous record as you know from an older blog post was 15.5 minutes.

Today I did it in 14!!

I'll probably face diminishing returns after this since I felt pretty good the entire time and went at a nice pace. Still, I'm very proud of this accomplishment.

Chat 3

My good friend ElvesAteMyRamen was being harassed by a pervert on IM. So I decided to intervene and pretend to be her boyfriend. Here's what happened:

Adam: YO.
Pervert: hola, who would this be?
Adam: This is Lindsey's boyfriend, I read some of your IMs on her laptop just now
Adam: can you stop bothering her, she has enough to worry about now
Pervert: oh boyfriend, good for her, enough to worry about? meaning?
Adam: that's for us to worry about, every week it's someone new who bugs her at the casino or starts stalking her, we had to get the police involved a few months ago against someone
Adam: I'm sure you're better than that but just leave her alone
Adam: I can see everything you write to her dude
Pervert: like i give a shit
Adam: oh my f--- god

(At this point I was about to ERUPT on the guy, I had lines and lines of verbal abuse piled up in my head)

Pervert: you got your wish, i'm done talking to her, you my friend, seem to have issues...

I'm a little disappointed it ended so easily, but happy I could help.

Chat #2

Adam: I've retired from my immaturity Rach
Adam: I no longer temp mod people
Adam: or say inappropriate things
Adam: I have to be a role model here
Adam: people like Allamorph look up to me
Allamorph: The hell I do! You fracking liar.

:(

Chat

AnimeArchAngel: hey Adam, guess who I got to talk to this weekend
AnimeArchAngel: Crispin Freeman! :D
Adam did you mention theOtaku?
AnimeArchAngel: yes, I asked him if he enjoyed his interview on here
Adam ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
Adam what did he say??
AnimeArchAngel: and he didnt remember :(
SojiRem: o_O
Rachmaninoff: oh burn
Kimmeh: ....
Adam .......
Adam :(