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New Mini Features Coming Soon

I've never been happy with how we handle dates across the site. There are wonky time zone issues.

Very soon we're going to have a page that'll let you edit your email, birthday, and set a time zone.

This way everyone isn't forced to live by my time (Eastern Standard) when viewing dates.

How soon will we have this? End of this week hopefully?

Adam's Otaku Orchestra

Sigh.

It's true that I'm a little eccentric.

From chat today:

Adam ok, 3...2...1....now everyone click play
Adam aram sam sam
Adam aram sam sam
cheetahgirlz9: aram ram sam sam
Squee-Neji: Guli guli guli guli guli
Tenshihoshino: a ram sam sam
Adam aram sam sam a ram sam sam
AnimeArchAngel: guli guli guli guli guli
Adam ram sam sam
cheetahgirlz9: aram ram sam sam
Squee-Neji: Guli guli guli guli guli
AnimeArchAngel: guli guli guli guli guli guli guli
Iruka Sensei: Guli Guli Guli Guli
Adam ram sam sam
cheetahgirlz9: aram ram sam sam
Squee-Neji: Guli guli guli guli guli
AnimeArchAngel: guli guli guli guli guli guli
Adam ram sam sam
Squee-Neji: Guli guli guli guli guli
Adam aram sam sam
cheetahgirlz9: aram ram sam sam
Adam aram sam sam
AnimeArchAngel: guli guli guli gugli ugli
Adam ram sam sam
Iruka Sensei: guli guli guli
Squee-Neji: Guli guli guli guli guli
Iruka Sensei: guli guli guli guli
AnimeArchAngel: guli guli guli
Tenshihoshino: a ram sam sam
cheetahgirlz9: aram ram sam sam
AnimeArchAngel: YAY
Squee-Neji: YAAAAAY LD
cheetahgirlz9: 0.o
Adam everyone bow
Squee-Neji: *:D
Adam bows
AnimeArchAngel bows
Tenshihoshino bows
cheetahgirlz9 chee bows
i.luv.kiba: Omg! That was epic XD
Squee-Neji bows.
Iruka Sensei bows
Aethelwynne was conducting
Tenshihoshino: ty
AnimeArchAngel high fives Squee and Iruka
Tenshihoshino: ty
sasusaku 4ever: bravo!!!

My New World

I made a world based on my on-and-off Ask Adam column...enjoy!

Ha ha ha ha

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries
and a coke.'

The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.

'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.

'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?'

'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'

'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'

'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man..

The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.'

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A website where people just vent about bad things that happened to them: FMyLife.com

If you're ever feeling depressed or anything, that's your site :-)