My good friend ElvesAteMyRamen was being harassed by a pervert on IM. So I decided to intervene and pretend to be her boyfriend. Here's what happened:
Adam: YO.
Pervert: hola, who would this be?
Adam: This is Lindsey's boyfriend, I read some of your IMs on her laptop just now
Adam: can you stop bothering her, she has enough to worry about now
Pervert: oh boyfriend, good for her, enough to worry about? meaning?
Adam: that's for us to worry about, every week it's someone new who bugs her at the casino or starts stalking her, we had to get the police involved a few months ago against someone
Adam: I'm sure you're better than that but just leave her alone
Adam: I can see everything you write to her dude
Pervert: like i give a shit
Adam: oh my f--- god
(At this point I was about to ERUPT on the guy, I had lines and lines of verbal abuse piled up in my head)
Pervert: you got your wish, i'm done talking to her, you my friend, seem to have issues...
I'm a little disappointed it ended so easily, but happy I could help.
