Look at these new Bossman Cupcake entries:

Maybe I should just stop the contest now??

Yes, I made it back home to ultra-humid NYC. Right before I got picked up from the airport I was washing dried frosted mini-wheats out of a bowl when a shard of one crammed into my thumb, right in the space between my finger and the nail. It still hurts and I now know what "bamboo under fingernail" torture feels like