Worst Xmas Present Ever

This theO denial of service attacking is the worst holiday present ever. Not only that but they submitted like 200 fake news stories I had to clear out and forced me to make submitting news members-only now.

I support the death penalty for:
-- DDOS hackers
-- Spammers
-- Identity thieves

The part that really annoys me is that there's a 99% chance the person responsible just has a computer script targeting random sites, they aren't even doing this for any real reason.

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