Adam HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH CHEERIOS
Adam YOU CAN EAT CHEERIOS BY THEMSELVES OR JUST ADD MILK AND YOU HAVE BREAKFAST
Adam YOU CAN ALSO EAT IT FOR LUNCH OR EAT IT FOR DINNER
Aceburner: FEED THEM TO BABIES. THEY LOVE IT.
Adam TIRED OF BUYING DOG FOOD? FILL THEIR BOWLS UP WITH CHEERIOS
Adam TIRED OF BUYING KITTY LITTER? CATS LOVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM IN A BED OF CHEERIOS
Adam OH NO! YOURE KIDNAPPED
Adam HELP YOUR FAMILY FIND YOU BY LEAVING A TRAIL OF CHEERIOS
Indi: TIRED OF WEIRD BOSSMEN? THROW CHEERIOS AT THEM!
Aceburner: ACT NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN HONEY NUT FLAVOR FOR FREE
Adam BUT WAIT, THERES MORE
Adam WE'LL GIVE YOU TWO BOXES OF CHEERIOS, THE HONEY NUT FLAVOR, AND GIVE YOU A LIMITED EDITION CHEERIOS CEREAL BOWL FEATURING THE CHEERIOS BEE
Adam ALL WITH FREE SHIPPING
Adam YOU JUST PAY A SMALL PROCESSING FEE