When featuring a submission on TheOtaku,
- Make sure it already has over 70+ favorites and hugs (that way, everyone who saw it the first time, can see it a second time---oh, the joy.)
- Make sure to feature the same person over and over again, so that way you can keep us Otakus' guessin'.
- Add some variety! Dark, illustrious submissions don't do any justice here, only bright, blinding colors of happiness (with overly cute expressions) and uplifting quotes.
- See a submission that's fantastic, by an unappreciated artist, with monstrous amounts of potential? Ignore it. Don't worry, no one will notice.
HINT:
- Consult SolenmSerpent about your next potential feature, before she summons Lord Voldemort from Slytherin and explodes from all of the disappointment.
Can you taste the sarcasm?