These ponies, they are not to be trusted. For as their numbers multiply, humans will live to see the dawn of a new age - one of horror, death, glitter, cotton candy, and rainbows. We will soon be unable to rise up, and fall victim to ruin.
In retaliation, we must strike their base-camp located in the lands of Mordor, which has been rebuilt with double rainbows and sunshine by the Keebler elves (evil bastards, aren't they?) - and take down their deviant, miscreant, flamboyant, sparkly ringleader - Edward Cullen. But hope is not lost; there is one pony that will aide you on this quest:
Fight well, my friends.
Hahahahahaha- //coughs// ahahahaha!
