Dear God, Why--

Royal Wedding
Royal Wedding
Royal Wedding

Holy fuck, it's everywhere.

God, I feel like screaming.

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I may be female, but really- I feel nothing special about weddings.

But damn, this is extreme. There's even a Royal Wedding themed refrigerator. //notmakingthatcrapup

A couple sold a jelly bean for over $800 because it had a "likeness" to Kate Middleton. It's the kind of article that you read, and it makes you wonder why the hell you even bother waking up in the first place.

I'm frustrated, I need something to cure my angst. ---> Insert Severus

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Mmm, much better now. Read his lips; my perverted mind thinks he's saying, "Lick me," this perverted mind also says--

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"I'll stir your cauldron, any day."

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