Title sounds like a crappy Reality TV show, I know.
Got this from blu moon's world, and so I've discovered the WTF-ness of Urban Dictionary. And that my name is amazing.
1. What is your name?
Definition: A bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody.
It's about time people recognized my badass ways.
2. How old are you?
19
Definition: The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
What? I couldn't hear you over the sound of exploding cars and hockey rinks.
3. What is one of your friends’ names?
Definition: A girl who is awesome in all her ways. She is fly and skilled beyond belief. Everyone else is jealous of her good looks.
Damn straight, she is.
4. What should you be doing?
Dishes.
Definition: The most vile and unacceptable chore known to all people still living at home with their parents.
Ouch! That's so correct, it burns.
5. What is your favourite colour?
Red.
Definition: Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
MOTHER FUC-
Never mind the fact that I'm half black, and my favorite flavor in fact IS cherry kool-aid--- alright, I'm shutting up now.
6. Where were you born?
America.
Definition: A country that claims the name of an entire continent to itself alone for no compelling reason.
So basically, America is just going-
and everywhere else is just completely horrified/confused.
7. What month were you born in?
June.
Definition: The month the hottest people in the world are born.
Damn straight- I'm melting the keys off my keyboard right now.
8. What day were you born on?
Frida- oh FUCK.
Definition: The day after Thursday and before Saturday, according to Rebecca Black. Also the most annoying day of the week now.
9. Who was the last person you talked to?
Mother.
Definition: Random word when someone says something random and annoying
Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"
Annoyance: "Miss, what are we doing today?"
You: "Your MOTHER!"
Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss"
You: "Just like... your MOTHER!"
Annoyance: "Peanut"
You: "Your MOTHER!"
10. What is one of your nicknames?
Ash.
Definition: That gay ass prick from Pokemon.
No, I'm the best, that no one ever wassss-
