I've just been promoted to an "Otaku Eternal"?

Oh my god, could I sound any more hardcore than that?

I sound as though I just arrived on a cloud of fire, while summoning the entire Justice League + Nightwing with his delightfully tight spandex suitwhile battling the overwhelmingly sparkly cast of Twilight. History will be made.

Now, I'm waiting for the message saying who else was promoted; there will be gifts to pass around.