OH MY GOD YES, IT'S FROM JK, IT'S OFFICIAL- I AM, AND HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT I'M-

(So happy I could cry.)

(Then I realize I'm in Slytherin and straighten up- like a boss.)

(Then I remember Slytherins are fucking fantastic dancers. Pfft, Gryffinfor- wizard please.)

GOD YES, MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE. Time for my next... special dance.