Dam Puns

So This morning in in Chem Lab liveeverysecond and i were borde because we finished our lab. SO i got out a piece of paper and we started to write Dam puns because of the Percy Jackson and the Olmpians book that i am reading. SOme of the puns were from the book and the rest we just made up. If you want to keep reading here they are.
-I want to buy a dam t-shirt
-I want to go to the dam sovineier shop ^-^.
-I want to use the dam restroom.
-I want some dam French Fries
-I want a dam drink.
-I want to see the dam water.
-I want to jump in the dam elevator.
-I want some dam shoes.
-I want to slam Cory in the face with a dam book.
-I want to read a dam chemistry book.
-I want to pet my dam cat.
-I want to catch a dam fish.
-I want to catch a dam ball.
-I want to have a dam pet rock.
-I want to kick Cameron in the dam face.
-Look! I see a dam bird!
-Look! wee filled a page with dam puns!
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I know we're losers but you wouldn't want us any other way.

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