So my sister found somethings about Hogwarts on glitter-graphics and i read through them and picked to ones that i would do anyways at Hogwarts.
1. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.
2. I will not tell the first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping willow.
3. I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
4. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
5. My name is not "The Dark Lord Happy-Pants" and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
6. I am not allwoed to sing my own personal syp music while wandering the hallways.
7. Albus Dumbledore's porper title is "Headmaster", not "My Liege".
8. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting a spells and shout "I have the power!".
9.Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.
10. I will not refer to Accio charm as "The Force".
11. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmellow Peeps.
12. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tackey, not clever money-making concept.
13.I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
14.I will not say the Phrase "Dude get a life." to Lord Voldemort.
15. I will not put books of muggle fariy tales in the histlry section of the library.
16. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
17.I will not tell Porfessor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
18. Frist-years should not be encouraged to befriends the Whomping Willow.
19. Frist years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
20.It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
21. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
22. I will not bring a Magic 8 ball to Divination class.
23. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
24.I am not allowed to declare an offical hug a Slytherin Day.