Summery: What happens every Saturday at the Akatsuki. Sort of a crackish fic. Language warning for Hidan and I guess you could say violence too.... This was my very first fan fic!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto or the Akatsuki!
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Chapter One: Tobi
One day in the Akatsuki base…
"Dei-sempi! Wait for Tobi! You walk to fast!" Tobi was following his sempai as fast as he could.
"That's the point, un!" Deidara was trying his best to escape from Tobi. He was maneuvering through the building's many hallways at a very fast pace.
"Why Dei-sempai?"
"Because, un!"
"Because why?" Tobi smiled behind his mask. 'Dei-sempai fell for it again!' he thought.
Deidara's eyes widened in realization "Don't start that again! Unless you want blown up, un!"
Unfortunately for poor Deidara, Tobi's game had already begun. "Why?"
"Only warning! Shut up right now, un!"
This was Tobi's favorite part. "Why?" Then the masked nuisance ran down the hall as fast as he could before Deidara could make one of his bombs. He turned the corner and ran into Hidan.
"Watch were your f---ing going, Jashin d-mnit!" Hidan just woke up to deidera's screaming (again), so he was not in a good mood. He when to grab his scythe to cut the bastard up but it was missing. "F--k!"
"Tobi's sorry Hidan-san!" Tobi quickly replied. 'Tobi has to get going before Deidara shows up or there'd be no more Tobi!' "Bye-bye Hidan-san!" Tobi started running again till he came to a door. The sign on the door read:
Itachi and Kisame
"Oh! I wonder if they're up yet?" Tobi opened the door and walked in. Itachi was having a staring contest with Kisame in the corner. "Good morning Itachi-san, Kisame-san!
"How the hell did you get in here!" Itachi was in a bad mood. He'd lost 5 times already and now Tobi was already on his nerves.
"I locked that door!" Kisame said with a confused face.
"Well not good enough! Did you remember the Tobi proof one?"
"Ummmmmmmmm…"
While Tobi was enjoying the conversation, he felt left out. "HEY!" Tobi had the complete attention of the two now. "You never said good morning!"
That gave Tobi a one-way ticket out the door. Kisame picked him up and threw him out, shutting and locking the door behind him.
"What was that for?" Tobi wondered aloud. He shrugged and started off for Deidara's room he shared with Sasori.
Sasori was working on a very special puppet and just started the delicate process of adding little details when Tobi barged in.
"DEI-SEMPAI?" Tobi yelled real loud to make sure Deidara could here him. All he got in response was a very angry red-haired puppet kicking him out of the room.
"He wasn't in there…" Tobi sat where he was for a moment before, "Tobi knows! Maybe he's in his workshop!" So Tobi headed for Deidara's workshop. He walked in (completely ignoring the sign: No entry, especially Tobi, un) and found his sempai.
Deidara was sitting at his workbench working on a new masterpiece. "Sempai, what are you doing?"
Deidera looked up from his art. "There you are Tobi. I need your help, un."
Tobi was stunned. Dei-sempai needing his help? "Ok sempai! What can I do?"
"Come with me, un." Deidara gathered up his clay and left the room. Tobi followed him threw the base and out into the woods. When they were deep in the woods Deidara turned to Tobi.
"Tobi could you stand over there in that clearing." Tobi walked to the center of the clearing and waited. "That's good Tobi now wait one moment, un"
Tobi was to far away to hear Deidara so he just stared at his sempai and waited for the nxt step.
Deidara opened his clay bag and put his hand into it. When he pulled it out he had a bird in his palm. Deidara grinned to him self and muttered "Pay back time, un." He made the bird grow and it headed for Tobi.
Tobi, being to interested in a flower, didn't notice the bird until it was to late.
A loud boom was then heard through out the base causing many sighs within it.
It was just another typical Saturday to them.
