Chapter Two: Deidara
Deidara was having a nice dream. He was flying high over an ocean. The breeze blowing and the calm sounds of the ocea-
"DEI-SEMPAI!"
Deidara jumped right off the bed and landed on the floor. 'Ugh… Tobi…' "What the hell Tobi, un?" he picked himself of the floor and glared at the orange-masked nuisance. 'So much for that dream.'
"Tobi wanted to say 'good morning' but he didn't know if you were awake yet…"
Deidara could swear he felt that stupid smile behind the mask. He sighed. "Whatever, un." Deidara went to his closet and got out a new outfit and went to take a shower.
After getting all nice and clean the artist headed for the kitchen to get some grub. He made a sandwich and started to eat it when our favorite orange-masked ninja popped in.
"There you are Dei-sempai! Tobi has been looking for you!"
Deidara groaned "What do you want Tobi, un?"
Tobi looked at the floor "Well Tobi thought since no one else is up that he and you can play a game…"
"Wait… what time is it?" the blonde bomber looked at the clock. "HOLY SH-T! Its 6 am! What the hell Tobi, un?"
He stared at his shoes and muttered "Tobi was bored…"
Deidara was quickly loosing patience with Tobi. If it weren't for his Danna's speech after the last time, Tobi would have been blown halfway to Pluto by now… But for now Deidara had to result to sighing... for now…
Tobi walked around his sempai to get to the cookie jar. "AH! Dei-sempai!"
Deidara, who before the scream was drinking some water, spit all of it out across the floor. "WHAT, UN?"
"There's no cookies!" Tobi had a panicky tone to his voice. "What'll we do?"
It took all of Deidara's will power not to blow Tobi three galaxies away. "We'll go by some more, un," he said through his teeth.
"No you won't"
Deidara turned around to see Kakuzu in the doorway.
"Awwww! But Tobi wants cookies!" Tobi sat in a chair pouting.
"Too bad! We're saving the money for what we need." Kakuzu glared at Tobi causing the masked ninja to shrink in his seat.
"Alright" Tobi mumbled, still pouting. He stayed like that for a few moments before he went back to bugging poor Deidara. "What are we doing today sempai?"
Deidara sighed "I'm going to work on my art. You are going to leave me alone, un."
Kakuzu snorted and Tobi frowned behind his mask. "But…"
Deidara sighed for the forth time that day. Then he got an idea. "Why don't you play with Kakuzu?"
"Ok!" Tobi jumped out of his chair and Kakuzu started hacking in the corner.
"Um sorry Tobi but I… uh… have too… help Hidan… Yeah! He lost his… uh… scythe… yeah! His scythe so I've gotta help… maybe later…" Kakuzu then headed far, far away from the kitchen.
'Damn chicken…' Deidara thought as Kakuzu left. Deidara then got up and started to walk to his workshop. Tobi got up and followed.
Deidara noticed his little shadow and started to walk faster. Tobi couldn't keep up. "Dei-sempai! Wait for Tobi! You walk to fast!"
"That's the point, un!" Deidara was maneuvering through the building's many hallways at a very fast pace.
"Why Dei-sempai?"
"Because, un!"
"Because why?" Deidara could hear Tobi smile behind his mask again.
Deidara's eyes widened 'Oh sh-t!' "Don't start that again! Unless you want blown up, un!"
Unfortunately Tobi's game had already started. "Why?"
"Only warning! Shut up right now, un!"
But Tobi didn't… "Why?" Tobi then shot off down the hall. Deidara was about to chase him but he got a better idea.
~oOo~
Smiling evilly to himself Deidara headed for his workroom to complete his brilliant plan.
"Sempai, what are you doing?"
Deidara looked up from his art. Tobi stood just inside the door looking at him curiously. "There you are Tobi. I need your help, un."
"Ok sempai! What can I do?" The eagerness in Tobi's voice was almost too much. Deidara almost lost control and started laughing evilly.
'Fell for it Hook, line and sinker.' Deidara smiled inwardly. "Come with me, un." He gathered up his clay and left the room with Tobi following him through the base and out into the woods.
~oOo~
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Deidara stepped back to look at his masterpiece. Tobi was in a tree all black. Smoke was rising from his charred clothing. But he wasn't dead. "Oh well, maybe next time." He then turned around to head for the base.
