I'm peeling horrifically from a sunburn I got from the pool the other day. My shoulders are all blotchy from patches of skin. Everyday I pick some off I think of the Austin Powers movie Goldmember, because Goldmember collects his peeling skin (which is extremely gross and I cringe every time I think about it >.<).

If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
I love political humor.