This world is no longer active, for the new Hideout go to Madara's profile. This world houses all the old posts only. -Pein

Arachind

Amber checked every cage and jar that contained a spider. Feeding spiders was the fun part. Her little creatures love to bite her. She put a small jar of live insects in the widow's cage and soon after opening it the widow attacked. "F***!!!" Amber screamed, the spider bit her newest cut. "Ow, Annabell not nice." She said to the spider. She had no anti-venom left. She would have to live with the venom in her blood for now. The demon continued to feed the spiders, getting bit about five more times. With the mixture of venom now in her blood stream she began to feel dizzy. Although she had been bitten many times before her body never would adjust to the venom. She tried to get to the door, and failed she passed out.

Lying in the floor with spider cages open lied Amber. The Akatsuki's own arachind.

(Since I've gotten the nickname Arachind I thought about this. It would have happened sooner or later.)

Akatsuki Popularity poll

Good evening everyone. I got a letter from Kishimoto today with our popularity rankings. Apparently this is how it goes. *All members huddle around paper*

Deidara: I'm at the top, un.

Itachi: Second? Well, that's not suprising.

Tobi: Third is okie dokie with Tobi. I'm glad senpai got first.

Hidan: WT***************? It must be my dazzling blood that turns them on. *laughs*

*all other members roll their eyes*

Sasori: What is popularity... and why do I have less than that idiot, Hidan?

Pein: What?! I disagree I believe I should be on top.

Kisame: I beat Konan!? Well, that's surprising. Usually people just scream and run away when they see me.

Konan: What do you mean, I'm not popular?

Zetsu:....We need to make more appearances.

Kakuzu: *spits out tea* WHY AM I LAST!?

Pein: At least you're not Madara. *looks over letter* he's not even on here.

Nicknames!

*Clears throat* Nicknames of Members and Recruits are as followed.

Pein: Pin Cushion
Madara: Menstruation
Sasori: Marionette
Kisame: Ariel/Nemo/Bruce/Flounder/Mr. Gills/Mr. Gillys
Deidara: Barbie
Hidan: Freddy Cougar
Orochimaru: Pedophile ((Not original, I know))
Itachi: Creases
Kakuzu: Stitches
Tobi: Big Boy
Konan: ((No Funny Nickname Available))

Recruits: ((Not as original))

Deena: Wendy's Frosty
Chee: MOMMY
Alex/Puppet: Devil
Saint: Boii
Nana: The Baby
Ushio: Whisperer
Pantera: ((Unavailable))
Inu: Vixen
Amber: Arachnid

((The first few members that joined))

Any changes, message me, any complaints *Cough* Madara *Cough* Too bad! ^_^

New rules to stop conflicts

No pw protected room
Let me know if anyone harrasses you, I have to check with someone about them
If someone post something bad about the Akatsuki, just ignore it.
Lastly try not to cause a conflict with someone on here.

-Madara-

Bounties again, fuck.

I impaled the stake into my chest and began my morning prayer. The blood trickled down my torso and back as I sat in my circle silently. Suddenly a loud banging came from the other side of my door. "Damn it, I always get fucking interupted when I in the middle of praying." I spat and stood up. I threw the door open only to find my bitch of a partner standing there averting his eyes at the sight of my stake. "Fuck Kakuzu, what do you want?" He looked back at me with those god damn ugly eyes of his. His voice sounded irritated as fuck. "for crying out loud! Have you forgotten or are getting more stupid..." I was just about to make my rebutle when the stitchass interuppted me, "Wait don't answer that just get cleaned up and get ready" He turned and walked off toward the entrance. "Damn it all. I can't fucking believe I have to go on his fucking bounties all the damn time. Stupid money whore." I decide to make him wait while I finished my prayer. Not like I give a fuck if I'm late. I ripped the stake from my chest and grabbed my cloak off the door and slid my arms into it. I put my stake into it and attached the cable to my hip. I spun my sycthe and threw it over my back. "That's all the damn shit I need." I spat and slammed the door behind me and opened the barrier. I stepped onto the river and let it shut behind me. Kakuzu stood there impatiently. "You took your bloody time." The annoyence seeping like acid as he spoke. "Ya know what Kakuzu; go shove a fucking cock in your mouth and shut the fuck up." I spat at him. "Shut up, Hidan." He turned and began walking. "Oi, wait up." I yelled and started walking. Silence hung in the air as we went along. "Where in the fuck are we going anyway?" I called to him and waited for an answer.