Puppet walked happily down the hall from her room, she entered the kitchen, and she heard the strange sound of someone eatting... but... there was a lot of... grinding and snapping... so she looked around the table and saw Zetsu in a corner... eating someone... who knows who.
"Not chewy enough..." A lower voice said.
She laughed, of course not.
"I was hungry... I grabbed the quickest person I could find..." A slightly higher voice said.
"Hey guys!" Puppet exclaimed.
Startled, Zetsu hit his head on the wall, and turned around.
"YOU... YOU CRAZY WOMAN! THAT HURT! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!" The deeper voice said.
"It wasn't her fault! We were busy!" The higher voice whinned.
"OH SHUT UP YOU WHINNING LITTLE BASTARD."
Puppet laughed, "I have a chewy person, very chewy, do you want to have him for lunch?"
The two stopped arguing immediately and nodded.
"I'll get him after I have some food ^^ and after I bring some tea to Pein-sama."
"Are you Pein's new w**** or something woman?" The black side asked rather viciously.
Puppet stopped, "What...? No! I'm his assistant!" She countered.
"Call it what you will." He shrugged
She ignored the carnivorous plant in the corner and poured some tea for Pein, he was always stressed, and she wanted to help him relax, if it was possible.
Grudgingly, she left the room, Zetsu's comment still in her head, and carefully holding a tray of tea.
