Akatsuki Popularity poll

Good evening everyone. I got a letter from Kishimoto today with our popularity rankings. Apparently this is how it goes. *All members huddle around paper*

Deidara: I'm at the top, un.

Itachi: Second? Well, that's not suprising.

Tobi: Third is okie dokie with Tobi. I'm glad senpai got first.

Hidan: WT***************? It must be my dazzling blood that turns them on. *laughs*

*all other members roll their eyes*

Sasori: What is popularity... and why do I have less than that idiot, Hidan?

Pein: What?! I disagree I believe I should be on top.

Kisame: I beat Konan!? Well, that's surprising. Usually people just scream and run away when they see me.

Konan: What do you mean, I'm not popular?

Zetsu:....We need to make more appearances.

Kakuzu: *spits out tea* WHY AM I LAST!?

Pein: At least you're not Madara. *looks over letter* he's not even on here.

End