Good evening everyone. I got a letter from Kishimoto today with our popularity rankings. Apparently this is how it goes. *All members huddle around paper*
Deidara: I'm at the top, un.
Itachi: Second? Well, that's not suprising.
Tobi: Third is okie dokie with Tobi. I'm glad senpai got first.
Hidan: WT***************? It must be my dazzling blood that turns them on. *laughs*
*all other members roll their eyes*
Sasori: What is popularity... and why do I have less than that idiot, Hidan?
Pein: What?! I disagree I believe I should be on top.
Kisame: I beat Konan!? Well, that's surprising. Usually people just scream and run away when they see me.
Konan: What do you mean, I'm not popular?
Zetsu:....We need to make more appearances.
Kakuzu: *spits out tea* WHY AM I LAST!?
Pein: At least you're not Madara. *looks over letter* he's not even on here.